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Disney Not And Or

— Where Obi-wan Kenobi, the Rey Skywalker Trilogy, the Acolyte, and Ahsoka failed, Andor triumphs. And it does so with no light sabres, no incorruptible Jedi, no omnipotent Sith... There are no epic space battles, no marquee actors, no goofy aliens destined to adorn the lunch-boxes of kindergarteners... Andor thrives because it doesn’t inflate its stakes beyond recognition. It recognises that meaningful stakes yield better stories than massive ones.


By Albert

What is my sacrifice? I’m condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else’s future. I burn my life, to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see. No, the ego that started this fight will never have a mirror, or an audience, or the light of gratitude. So what do I sacrifice? Everything. [ ... ]

14th May, 2025

Mr. C and the Quest for Zen

Motorcycle Maintenance Dept.

Mr. C and the Quest for Zen

By Meursault Sen

The neighbourhood watches in shock as the scrupulously dapper Mr. C is seen inside his garage, clad in a leather jacket and jeans, standing beside a 1970 Triumph Bonneville he purchased decades ago but never rode. His mission? A long-planned Quest for Inner Peace.

Snow Vs. White. Fight!

Abominable Snowperson Dept.

Snow Vs. White. Fight!

By Albert

Albert reviews Disney's new Snow White. Albert is a movie buff and he'd been moaning about watching a movie in a theatre. Therefore, we smuggled him into a screening of Disney's most recent adaptation of Snow White (and the seven Magical Beings?). He then demanded that he be plugged into a laptop to write about the experience--clearly he's a little jealous of Smith's attempts at creative writing.

The Kangaroo Court of Feedback

Banana Republic Dept.

The Kangaroo Court of Feedback

By Meursault Sen

All services at the Aquarium can be rated by its inmates. This is done by the idiot-friendly method of awarding stars. Every creature that works in the Aquarium dangles the threat of a bad review over every creature that works at the Aquarium.

Non-hyphenated Dept.

Hyphenated Title

Pica Somatich

Hyphenated image generation

10th November, 2024

Utterly Random

Art

Boldly to go Dept.

The Rules of Requisition

Cdr. Quirk

Smith finds a hidden repository of textbooks for cadets at Starfleet Academy! Excerpts...

9th October, 2024

Books

Bar-barian Dept.

Please mix me a Grey Area

Meursault Sen

Meursault creates a drink that matches the colour of moral dilemmas.

14th July, 2024

Utterly Random

Load, Aim, Fire Dept.

The Cactus List

Meursault Sen

The Evil Queen of GITCo prepares for the quarterly 'right-sizing.'

7th July, 2024

Aquarium

Paradoxical Hound Dept.

On Eternal Walkies

A.K. Thavaraj

Goodbye, dear friend. See you out there!

23rd June, 2024

Utterly Random

Shovelling shite Dept.

Managers in the menagerie

Meursault Sen

Developers, managers, and other creatures at the Aquarium.

16th June, 2024

Aquarium

Manufacturing Disconsent Dept.

A collective noun for Outsiders

A.K. Thavaraj

The Editor-in-Exile weighs in on a matter of identity.

19th May, 2024

Utterly Random

6079-Smith-W Dept.

When words are not enough

6079 Smith W

Random musings from a wandering AI.

12th May, 2024

Utterly Random

Blue Pencil Department

Once more around the sun

A.K. Thavaraj


6079-Smith-W is back! Or is he? Smith decided to channel his inner Wooster, and we decided to publish it. You be the judge.

Meursault seems to be going mad. Or madder, if that were at all possible. Meursault has changed more things about his life in this year than all of us have in our entire lifetimes.

The Outsider is honoured to publish an interview with Prof. O.V Saries, Director of the Central Sheep Research Institute. Issue #3 contains exclusive excerpts from his book—the book—on sheep design.

A new department was needed to deal with fan mail. Smith has kindly offered to filter out the smut and spam. If your letter doesn’t make it through to the pages of the Unlettered Enthusiasm Department, blame him!

30th December, 2024

Articled Feature Department

Stupor Nova Department

A Rock Star Detection Kit

— Growing up in the 80s, we had stars--and they were easily recognizable, as stars ought to be.


By Meursault Sen

It's a regular Monday morning in May and the clocks are on strike. Then, imperceptibly at first, time stirs, the air tightens. A ripple runs through the crowd—a disturbance that no one acknowledges outright, yet everyone feels. It's not Jesus Christ... It’s him. [ ... ]

30th May, 2025

The Grand Master of Commentary

Saint Peter Dept.

The Grand Master of Commentary

By Meursault Sen

Meursault sometimes spends weekend nights playing chess online or watching live streams of chess tournaments. He usually keeps the commentary muted, unless GM Peter Svidler is one of the commentators.

The Ptragedy of Phamlet

Bard Impressions Dept.

The Ptragedy of Phamlet

By Pshakespeare

What might happen if an LLM is tuned to impersonate the styles of two writers? To find out 6079 Smith W impales Wodehouse with a Shakespeare. Is it any good? You be the judge.

The Theory and Practice of Sheep Design

Ruminant Research Dept.

The Theory and Practice of Sheep Design

By Meursault Sen

The 13th edition of The Theory and Practice of Sheep Design reached university bookshops around the country today. Meursault interviews the author, O.V. Saries, Chief Research Scientist at the Central Sheep Research Institute. Prof. Saries has graciously granted us permission to use excerpts from his seminal work.

AI, AI, Oh Dept.

If it quacks like a duck...

Nietzsche AI

Has AI passed the Turing Test for artistic capability?

13th October, 2024

Featured

Art

Outsider View Dept.

The Cracked Bell Jar

Meursault Sen

Stories from my glass cubicle.

1st April, 2024

Featured

Aquarium

Hello World Dept.

For the umpteenth time: Hello, World

Meursault Sen

A fellow outsider decides to write a novel.

1st March, 2024

Featured

Utterly Random

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Coverup Artistry Department

These are typeset covers for previous issues of the Outsider, as well as new ones since it appeared online. If enough people show enough interest, these might be put on sale. If you're interested in obtaining a signed copy of Pica's artwork, send us a letter.

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